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Friday, April 29, 2005
Meanest mofo in the landAirborne Ranger was a hell of a man!
he was a mean mother fucker in the land,
Walked through the bar with his cock in his hand!
Shit on the table and pissed on the floor.
Then wiped his ass with a "44."
Lined a hundred women up against the wall.
Bet a hundred bucks he could fuck them all.
Fucked 98 till his cock turned blue.
Up-chucked, jammed up, fucked the other two.
When he died he went to hell.
Fucked the devil's wife and his daughter as well.
On his grave stone it read in green:
Here lies a human FUCKING MACHINE
Posted by Quekie at 3:08 PM
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Ok a little bit about myself. I'm currently a 20 yr old guy (hard to tell with the whole trans dimensional/theory of relativity/time going backwards thing going on)(i do vaguely know what i am talking about here). Anyway so yea, currently serving the big green machine that is the army.Em, back to me, ok so i was basically brought up in England, the land of freebies. Well yeah it was a good time, lots of slack inter-speaced with something people call school (and the students call hell/social club). But yea my ambitions well i want to do the whole saving lifes things...ie a doctor.
My likes...well...
Friends (well if u disliked friends then they wouldnt be called friends would they!!!)
Movies (any sort except those really girlie chick flicks and horror if u want to see horror should just go to the morgue more educational, that or get a transexual stripper!!!NOW THATS SCARY...NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW...a friend told me....)
Clubbing
Sports (football, badminton, judo (yes judo is a sport not some beat 'em up thingy), etc etc)
Adventure sports (rock climbing, scuba diving, sky diving and the rather dangerous sport of ultimate frisbee)
(dnt believe that ultimate frisbee is dangerous??? Just check out the clip below, its from an trip to the beach with my friends)
Dislikes
Well there really isn't much that I dislike. Maybe an untidy house, having no money, the usual moans and gripes!!!Friends
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